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Florence
25-Dec-2006, 17:55
So here we are on Christmas Day. Full of grub and booze wearing our silly hats. What jokes did we all get in our Crackers:

I got - What did the stupid jelly fish do???...........................................





































It Set!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


And the next one Please.....
AL900SL
25-Dec-2006, 20:34
How did the Canon Baller loose his job.
























He got fired..
Mr C
25-Dec-2006, 22:46
What do you call a man with a spade on his head...

















Doug
Rushjob
25-Dec-2006, 23:06
What do you call a man with a trowel on his head???


























Dougless :D
swannymere
26-Dec-2006, 08:24
What does a Sea Monster eat?






































Fish and Ships:lol:
Florence
26-Dec-2006, 08:34
How does a Vampire get across the Sea??...................................































On a blood Vessel................................ :rolleyes: