Christmas Cracker Jokes

[Florence]

So here we are on Christmas Day. Full of grub and booze wearing our silly hats. What jokes did we all get in our Crackers:

I got - What did the stupid jelly fish do???...........................................





































It Set!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


And the next one Please.....

[AL900SL]

How did the Canon Baller loose his job.
























He got fired..

[Mr C]

What do you call a man with a spade on his head...

















Doug

[Rushjob]

What do you call a man with a trowel on his head???


























Dougless :D

[swannymere]

What does a Sea Monster eat?






































Fish and Ships:lol:

[Florence]

How does a Vampire get across the Sea??...................................































On a blood Vessel................................ :rolleyes: