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Wadd
24-Feb-2004, 18:22
Two sharks were swimming in the North Sea.

One says to the other "Im getting fed up of eating mackrel all the time"

The other says " Never mind, lets swim over to Morecombe Bay and pick up a Chinese.

Desmondo
24-Feb-2004, 19:17
Police have now actually solved the whole Morcambe mystery. The Chinese were told to come out of the water when it got to knee high. The only problem was Nee Hi was sitting in the van :D

Jasper
24-Feb-2004, 19:50
Two fishermen found some shoes floating in Morecombe bay,it was alright though,they were only Winkle pinkers.

rcgbob44
24-Feb-2004, 21:41
Please, Please............these are so old!:(

rcgbob44
24-Feb-2004, 21:42
Sorry about that chaps I had no idea you were from "North of the Water" and Essex.:lol::lol::lol: