Biking Metaphor's...what have we got?

[Iconic944ss]

Just brushed on this subject in a previous post...

Tomorrow I'm a 'Sticky Wicket' trying to escape on a Sunday but, what biking metaphors do we have for Good / Bad luck or unusual circumstances ???

I suggested - As bad as an Oily back tyre.

:biaggi::devil:

Frank:P

[kwikbitch]

As fast as a thomas Moped!!!??;)

[AK]

As slow as a Su*uki.... :lol:

As elusive as an electric ducati:frog:

As bad as a cracked crank:o

As wonderful as a 999;):D

?????? C:devil:

[kwikbitch]

As straight as Dale Winton on a Harley??

As reliable as a 748??

As Attractive as a Multistrada??

As dodgy as a single disk on a 750 sport??

As Bent as a 9** on Ebay??

;)

[uncle porry]

getting caught in a torrential downpour...
about as welcome as a pork chop at a bar mitzvah !:D

[Ozz]

Go on and break a peg?

[Iconic944ss]