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Jools
10-Mar-2009, 13:47
This woman came up to me and asked for a perfect example of a double entendre.....so I gave her one!
skidlids
10-Mar-2009, 15:03
I think your mood monitor need to move up a couple of steps :lol: :o
Murray Mint
10-Mar-2009, 16:15
A Priest books into a hotel and says to the blonde receptionist, 'I hope
the porn channel in my room is disabled.'

'No,' she says, 'it's just normal porn....you sick *******.'
WeeJohnyB
10-Mar-2009, 18:15
ok, here we go with dreadfully old one liners

guy walked into a bar............ ouch, it was an iron bar. (thanks to Tommy Coooper)

WeeJohnyB
gordonparker
11-Mar-2009, 13:44
Dont give up your day job Jools !!!
SlowLearner
11-Mar-2009, 17:15
This dislexic guy walks into a bra.....