Persistent duck - bit silly but....

[fatduke11111]

A Duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d of a f**king bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"









Duck says: "Got any bread?

[BDG]

Man walks into Jewsons the builders merchants and asks for 150,000 bricks.

Man at counter says are you building a house or a bungalow?

Customer replies, No a BBQ!

Man at counter says that must be some BBQ

Customer says, I live on the 18th floor:lol:

Sorry for that one folks!

[Jools]

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar.

Barman says "is this some sort of a joke?"

:rodent:"Sheeeeeeeshhhhhh....loser"

Jools: "Alright I'm even sorrier than BDG....OKAY!"

[TP]

A horse walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?"

:lol:

[Scottch]

Oh for ducks sake!

Cheers!

Scott