Who am I, a fun game

[Mystery]

Join in a fun game

Guess the identity of me

Further clues as time goes by and a small prize to the first to guess my identity. One other person knows, as do probably the management team or at least they could find out so they are excluded from this little fun quiz

I own a Ducati

I have posted sometimes on this message board

[bradders]

redruth

[webbyc]

Oh dear oh dear oh dear, is that you Dibble mate?

[Glyn]

mad mav?

[Mystery]

My name is not redruth or mad mav or dibble
but my name is one word not two

[bradders]

mystery....miss terri.......mr termi.....exhaust.....tired.....TYREMAN!

[Mystery]

oh so far out man

a clue from another message on the Ducati Sporting Club message board

I remember white snake

[bradders]

you were a student or a bum then?? Sorry - thats white lightning!

[Mystery]

the latter for white snake

and just to confuse the issue there are clues in other Ducati Sporting Club messages today

I may be a while

[bradders]

whats a 'while'...is that a kind of fish:yawn:

[Mystery]

it could be a fish but also it could be reference to an ill fated expedition to one of the poles

[Redruth]

Frankly, whoever you are, you're in my good books for only owning ONE Ducati. So that's two of us in that club! And if you're gonna set challenges like this, can you do it before I've opened by nightly bottle of Vino (Rosso or Blanco) cos I stop concentrating after about 8 pm. :bouncy:

[Mystery]

who is this dibble that you keep refering to

another clue

over 21 and under ??

[Nigel C]

Foggy :lol::lol:
Elvis :lol::lol:
Lord Lucan :lol::lol:


:puzzled::puzzled:

[mogwai]

Vman,is that you !?,if so,fully expect this thread to go spinning way out of control in the next few hours....

[paulmort]

Blurdy heck, already half way down a bokkle of sauvignon blanc and some p**lock is playin games
let me gues then

skidlids?????????? do i win a prize???

[Nigel C]

well if it drags on much more will anyone give a T*** who it is :devil::saint:

[Mystery]

I can see the trees from where i sit
there are so many funny names here
skidlids and vman and dibble and bradders and mogwai and paulmort and webbyc
im sure they all make sense if you know these people

[Mystery]

mr nigel c, sir
if this fun game is to played to the full then an instant answer would not be enjoyed by the proletariat
no im not advocating a commune
for those playing there is a small prize at the end which is all about the chase not necessarily about the catching
but i do respect your feelings and thoughts

[Glyn]

whele

[Redruth]

[quote]Originally posted by paulmort
Blurdy heck, already half way down a bokkle of sauvignon blanc and some p**lock is playin games
let me gues then

Marvellous, so Paulmort, we can maybe get this one, should be on same wavelength ... level of inebriation. What do you think of these clues? Obscure or what? It's someone who does the Times crossword in 10 minutes, is my guess. Someon posh who just has one Ducati but probably several very expensive cars. I don't know any of these people, u got it yet? :bouncy:

[Redruth]

See. Used the word 'proletariat'. Clearly posh. Sorry about the 'quote box' Paulmort - kackhanded use of screen aids, as per usual! :rolleye:

[Redruth]

Are you James Toseland. Cos if you are, get onto U2U and I'll give you my mobile phone number. Seriously. OK. I accept, you're way too young for me but, I've seen you ride and, I believe I'm right in saying, playing the piano. Don't be shy. I don't bite. Well, I can if you want me to:devil:

[paulmort]

Heya Miz solicitor redruth
the blurdy pilchard who set this up should be hung, drawn an quartered
It takes me 25 hrs to do the Telgraph crosswords cos I have to but todays paper to do yezzerdays one, looks impressive on the train tho' until caught out

btw is it you?? as our mystery person, you only started postin a day or so ogo, so wouldnt put it past you?????????
I nominate redruth
bestest mort
now 3/4's down said bokkle

[paulmort]

blurdy heck, read thread and redruth aint he/she
desmondo, you avin a larf? I asks meself

[Redruth]

Originally posted by uncle porry
hmm... over 21 but old enough to remember white snake, owns one duke, a one word name, can see the trees from his/her gaff and tried to get to one of the poles...well that narrows it down somewhat.....its not god is it ? cause if it is can you please move the uk down to just off the southern coast of spain please...:)

I'm surprised that you would think that God, in all his infinite wisdom, would stick on ONE DUKE! Call yourself a DSC member? :sing:

[Redruth]

Cos actually, James, you probably don't OWN the Ducati's. You were maybe given one, along with the piano, as a gift from your very happy sponsor but, it would be like a busman's holiday to ride them in your spare time, when you're not racing. Am I right. My mobile number is ... U2U. :sing:

[Mystery]

no its not God, I was refering to North and South Poles when one of the ill fated shackelton expedition sacrificed himself to enable the food to last longer for the rest

another clue

Im a male with a ducati motorcycle
I ride out a lot
I like Linda Lusardi
\I,m over 21 and under 60
I do tend to use the Ducati Sporting Club message board

****** seems to be important to me
still guessing?
should I own up to my identity?

[Redruth]

I have to say, Porry, I don't think you've grasped the essence of god, or prayer for that matter. Do you SERIOUSLY think god is looking at this website? And all the while you are side tracking from the real issue, which is me and JAMES. And if, by some outside chance, it's not James, at least I've registered my interest if he ever should log on (please God, make him log on). I play piano. I have one Ducati. Match made in heaven. God knows. So MYSTERY, hurry up, tell us who you are, we clearly can't stick to the point and I'm about to log off and pour more wine. James U2U me!:bouncy:

[Mystery]

Redruth
pour more wine, add five fish and two loaves of bread and then maybe you will get James
More tomorrow if necessary
Be strong
Be brave
Play the game
(there is nothing contentious in this game)
Its for fun and a small prize

another clue
Uncle Porry knows me from this Ducati Sporting Club message board

[rcgbob44]

Natasha, kylie, natalie?????????????????????

[Redruth]

Sheesh, lighten up yrself. I am havin' a laugh. Actually, I'm having a real giggle. Ok. I have a couple of guesses. Weejohnybee (one word name altho technically ....) or I dunno - David Cook. No. Why would he lower himself to get involved in the 'non DSC' stuff. I give up. It's not me, it's not dibble, it's not Vman ... HELP!!!! :puzzled:

[bradders]

paul....is that yooouuuu:o

[Redruth]

You've logged off, haven't you, Mystery? D'oh. Porry, you have to recognise that I AM having fun. I wouldn't be sitting here on a bloody uncomfortable chair in my smallest bedroom if I wasn't. Ok? :roll:

[bradders]

Originally posted by Redruth
You've logged off, haven't you, Mystery?
....but has he logged on as someone else....

[Redruth]

I have one last guess. I know, I should have quit but... nothing on TV ... bradders. It's you. Am I right. Wot's the prize? A night in muckin' about on DSC message board? :eureka:

[fatduke11111]

Fordie - nah can't be he said under 60....:D

Oldyella?
Murraymint?
RedSPS (still dont remember a guy called 'Red' being on an expedition)?
did shakleton know someone called 'throttleon' then?

Give up - I'm so excited....(This is where you step in Redruth)....

:D:D:D

[Redruth]

Hello fatdukey ... I am surprised your mood 'sunny when u have a speeding conviction hangin' over you. How many points is that, now? It's soooooo unfair, n'est pas? :lol:

[kwikbitch]

Originally posted by paulmort
Heya Miz solicitor redruth
the blurdy pilchard who set this up should be hung, drawn an quartered
It takes me 25 hrs to do the Telgraph crosswords cos I have to but todays paper to do yezzerdays one, looks impressive on the train tho' until caught out

btw is it you?? as our mystery person, you only started postin a day or so ogo, so wouldnt put it past you?????????
I nominate redruth
bestest mort
now 3/4's down said bokkle


MORT!!!!
I CANT BEEELEEEVE YOU!...Some woman comes on here and flutters her eyelashes and bobs your uncle....

RIGHT...We R FINISHED!!!!!!!
:mad::flame::mad:

[fatduke11111]

Redruthy, I have to keep my chin(s) up....

[Redsps]

Did someone mention my name;););)

Red..

[fatduke11111]

****, you still alive then matey?

[Redsps]

yep, only just though mate. I' ve been away to long I think, and missed all the action.:o:o
but now i'm back:D

[Redruth]

Originally posted by Red SPS
yep, only just though mate. I' ve been away to long I think, and missed all the action.:o:o
but now i'm back:D

Why your mood depressed and need help? Depressed is a HUGE word. Implies long term. Wot's prob? U2U me. or snap out of it man! wotever. The answer is in your statement - you're missing the aciton. Get back on it. :sing:

[Redsps]

A Very difficult last 6 months. But that was then. This is now , and lifes a whole new ballgame, even got a duke again.:roll:;):roll::sing::sing::sing:

Hav'nt got a clue who it is, not yet anyway:puzzled:


Red...

[fatduke11111]

So what Bike you on then? Still got the 4-wheeled Duke?;)

[kwikbitch]

Ok...Shakleton...Antarctica...Penguins...Rockhoppe rs...

OK...Rockhopper...come out come out where-ever you are!
:P:P:P

[Redsps]

Invested in a nice 888SP4 (which I won't be selling) from forza. Really looking forward to picking it up next weekend and getting out and about:D:D.

only got the V6 SRI vectra and 944 S2 now, but they arn't dukes so I wont blabber on about them, and you would'nt want me starting to blabbering on again:lol::lol:

cheers mate, will have to meet up again soon.

PS: will try and avoid any potential BBC1 film crews aswell, totally agree, well out of order that one:mad:

cheers
Red...

[fatduke11111]

KB - whoever it is, it must be well passed their bedtime as they logged off ages ago.... isn't Jewell is it (sorry old son...););)

I think the Mystery person was going to be online tomorrow - oooo can't wait...

[fatduke11111]

Red - good to see you back on the road - catch you at Boxhill soon I hope.

[Redsps]

I think we need to know his location, or some more clues:puzzled::puzzled:

[Nigel C]

Originally posted by Mystery
mr nigel c, sir
if this fun game is to played to the full then an instant answer would not be enjoyed by the proletariat
no im not advocating a commune
for those playing there is a small prize at the end which is all about the chase not necessarily about the catching
but i do respect your feelings and thoughts


well you called me mr so maybe you know me or maybe you don't but looking at these posts i think you have fallen out of the smart a** tree and hit all the branches on the way down :lol::lol: no offence intended :saint: .

[Edited on 8-7-2004 by Nigel C]

[Redsps]

Question being , how smaller prize are we talking about here.
Nigel C , he called you sir, so could this be a more obvious clue;)

[Redsps]

I've got it...
Nah can't be him, the grammar is to good:lol:

[BDG]

Now give me my prize

[BDG]

Yes, before i go to bed i've gotta confess that the Mystery person is me, but as no one got it sorry no prize.

[skidlids]

Chillo ????

[Fordie]

That U out there EVERTON. 4D

[Mystery]

well, I have returned
There are so many funny names on this Ducati Sporting Club posting board
Mr. was used as a term of deference to Nigel C
Another small clue
I do not live in London or the Home Counties

[Glyn]

:puzzled::puzzled::puzzled::flame::frog:

[Mystery]

I have to say, Im extremely disappointed that all the clues have led you in the wrong direction
I may well post in this board as my real identity in the next half hour
I know many of you personally and many of you from the board
I do like to post now and again
Final guesses please

another clue
I tend to use certain smilies in my signature

[paulmort]

Oh well, I fergin well failed to gets this guys (or girlies) identity
so sum further clues
the prize is an oil change wiff new filter at nelly's????????
I dont know wot to expect then
dont keep us out in the cold any longer m8
tell us yer real name
mort in a slightly pee'd off mood:o:o

[Old Yella]

Are you blonde and have we seen photo's? ala pre calendar thread?
Are you female?
If Porry KNOWS you is that cos your a suverner?
If you like Whitesnake you have some taste so I guess your bike is Yella?
Come on ya tight get give us some real clues, cryptic or not you must have something better than the above twaddle?

[Nigel C]

I think your right there yella can't remember her name though :puzzled:

i was getting to the point (or past it) where i couldn't care who it is :o but i must be bored cos i was looking through the member list to find the name

[BDG]

are you a wizard with dukes related to an animal in the circus?

or more likely are you covered in woad like the ancient celts and reside in a land similar to your real name?:puzzled:

[Old Yella]

Ok
Female guess says Mutley, leggy blonde with the nice 748?

Male guess would have to be.

Dibble, where the **** is Dibble?
Anyone seen him, miss his doughnut chewing sounds, Oh Dear oh dear oh dear.

Am I close or wot Mystery

[Old Yella]

Is this part of one of your posts from v recent?

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Next phase of 'heavy metal bike bird' stayed a while - but didnt quite look righteous on my bike (GS750) with the high heels/platforms I needed to touch the ground with (the things we did when younger eh?). Music still fondly remembered - Blue Oyster Cult, Sabbath, White Snake, Motorhead.....
--------------------------------------------------

Not CK by any chance?

[Glyn]

:rodent::rodent::rodent::rodent::rodent:??

[bradders]

Originally posted by bradders
paul....is that yooouuuu:o

psychlist....psychlist....psychlist....psychlist.. ..psychlist....

[bradders]

what a great way to get your count up:smug:

[Nigel C]

:yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn:

[everton]

Originally posted by Fordie
That U out there EVERTON. 4D

Well Pete...I am out here, well and truly mullered after a great mate's 50th party tonite.

Anyway...........I go away for a week and Paul Daniels signs up to the board .......... what a mystery (he's my neighbour dontcha know).

So what the bloody heck is going on.............Oh fack, I'm orf ta bed!

[psychlist]

Nah, not me Paul :P

[Redruth]

Could you be 'the bearded sidekick'? David Cook might explain that one. Could also get my membership withdrawn quicksmart!:devil:

[Mystery]

Please, I am starting to get insulted and flattered in one go.
I am not leggy and blonde, nor even female
I am not Old Yella, in fact I have an aversion to that shade

[Mystery]

Final clues tomorrow
Goodnight one and all

[BDG]

Oh Mystery you barsteward, this is like waiting for Sunderland to get promotion.

Saturday night and no bloody result:flame:

[madmav]

is it you ! A18 THB??????????????????;) mav

[madmav]

is it you ! A18 THB??????????????????;) mav

[Webteam]

should we expect 2 membership renewal subscriptions this year then?
Any other imaginary friends out there? No please don't reply people :P

[Guido]

Being from Yorkshur..and having drunk 3 bottles of Italy's finest.....

Who gives a f**k;)

[Edited on 11-7-2004 by Guido]

[Edited on 11-7-2004 by Guido]

[Nigel C]

Originally posted by Guido
Being from Yorkshur..and having drunk 3 bottles of Italy's finest.....

Who gives a f**k;)

[Edited on 11-7-2004 by Guido]

[Edited on 11-7-2004 by Guido]


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[webbyc]

Think I've lost the will to live on this one!!!!!!

[Loz]

I'm sorry ... what was the question again?
:rolleye:

[saj288]

Hmm Who posted the question about remembering?

A: Hip Shaker - now THAT is a strange name, unless you got square wheels on your bike :lol:

SA

[Redsps]

On, and on, and on, and on, and on we go,:o:o
Can someone end this soon, please.

[uncle porry]

bit of a long shot....gasmanrus ??

[Nigel C]

it's not a "fun game" anymore :yawn:

[HellsBells]

For a very brief minute, I considered that BlueBell may be back.... but then I remebered that I had read somewhere that mystery was Male.....


Two guesses...


ELVIS.... It's you ... you are still alive !!!!!



Aaaah, Santa .... You've come early... I have been a really good girl this year !!! What are you going to put in my stocking then ?????

[Edited on 11-7-2004 by HellsBells]

[psychlist]

It's either Lord Lucan or Shergar :o

[AK]

Blimey you lot, I've just got back from 3 days away (dry & sunny, all of them:D ), and find that what was one post is now about 50+:o

Old Yella - sorry, t'aint me:( - but stuffed if I do know - 'sept poss Dibble??

a puzzled

CK

ps - what other posts do I need to check out guys, where there is just as 'interesting twaddle' that I may have missed, as this board doesnt have the function to check 'new posts' - just 'todays posts':puzzled:

[Mystery]

Ok all you good people for staying with this game
Final clues
Im male over 21 and under 60
I was riding at TA2
Im not fond of the colour yellow
My board name is one not two
Redruth's wavelength?
I have posted here
I gave the identity to me in this thread

I gave the mystery prize away on the message board

[Mystery]

Antonye
Srri to have p*55ed you off mate, and any others that feel it went too far. That was not the intention
So the final "clue", my colour rhymes with it

[Nigel C]

Fred ???
judge dredd ???

I give up not a clue :puzzled::puzzled:

[bradders]

Originally posted by Mystery
Srri to have p*55ed you off mate, and any others that feel it went too far. That was not the intention

they can always ignore it...

[paulmort]

Mr Nigel
It rhymes with CLUE geddit...........so now who do you think it woz and all for 4 litres of fully synthetic????????????????
Doh, I'll get me coat

[Nigel C]

are you calling me thick then ?????

regards

mr nigel

[BDG]

but you've got a yellow car......mmm but blue s4r:o

[Mark]

Prob Red SPS :lol:

[lizzie]

Ignore these curmudgeonly ol' souls, Mystery, no harm in trying to liven things up round here and they can always skip over your thread if it doesn't interest them....

[antonye]

Originally posted by lizzie
Ignore these curmudgeonly ol' souls, Mystery, no harm in trying to liven things up round here and they can always skip over your thread if it doesn't interest them....

Except this person is posting in just about every thread on the board at the moment!

[Jools]

I've only just read this thread after Glyn told me on our Sunday rideout that he thought it was me...

Apparently one of the clues talked about using a certain smiley....the rodent is going to sue!

:rodent:: "Too right...speak to my lawyers"

It seems obvious to me that PaulMort is the one we should point the mystery finger at...unless someone has already done it.

Mind you, some miserable buggers would probably point the mystery finger for this thread using an upturned middle digit

[rockhopper]

Mort has a terrible secret that no one on this board will ever find out!!

[TP]

HELLO!! Red flag!!


Do tell :)

[gasmanrus]

hi unc !!

nope, not moi:)

[Nigel C]

For gods sake it's PAULMORT


see my previous post "are you calling me thick" the clue is in mysterys post before mine

[Nigel C]

Originally posted by vman1000cc
Well was`nt that fun....:barfy::barfy::barfy:


About as much fun as a kick in the balls :rolleye:

[Webteam]

now can we all move on from this episode?

[Nigel C]

Someone should have made that call a long time ago :puzzled:

last post from me

[paulmort]

I own up
It was me
and as said before, if you got pee'd off, srri
so who does the 4 litres of luverly fully synthetic go to, postage paid,
blurdy heck guys and gals its over 20 notes worth
Jools woz it you first, let me check all the blurdy posts
rgds
not such a mystery man, but I do have a very dark secret to hide, but thats not subject to clues or anything else, "Thank blurdy hell" I hear Antonye say
rgds
mort in a clue, ooops, meant blooo mood

[Glyn]

under 60:o
who you kidding:D

[everton]

Paul..................you card :lol::lol::lol:

A few apologies are due to those who got worked up into a bloooooooo moooooooood. :P

[antonye]

Originally posted by paulmort
"Thank blurdy hell" I hear Antonye say


Lol! No offence taken mate, just lasted about 6.5 days too long of the week it has been running :P

[Jools]

Originally posted by paulmort
blurdy heck guys and gals its over 20 notes worth
Jools woz it you first, let me check all the blurdy posts


Might've been me who got there first mate, but give the 20 quids worth of synthetic to Nigel C, it might lubricate his collar and help him wind his neck back in...

Here's my tip of the day (although it's been said many times before), if you don't find a thread to be of any interest to you, or a thread starts winding you up... don't bother to read it!..."

I looked at this thread on the first day it appeared and thought...Nah, can't be ****d with that...only looked at it again yesterday after Glyn told me he thought it was me winding everyone up. As you can see it wasn't.

I can't believe the amount of hot air it's generated though, and the usual board police start telling people what they shall and shall not post, and when and for how long a thread should run.

[antonye]

Originally posted by Jools
Might've been me who got there first mate, but give the 20 quids worth of synthetic to Nigel C, it might lubricate his collar and help him wind his neck back in...


You owe me a new keyboard as I've just spat coffee over this one!

:lol:

[Nigel C]

ha b****y ha mr jools http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/mica/Cartangry.gif


i'd like to let you know i have put a contract out on the damn rat friend of yours tell him to watch his back as his days are numbered

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/mica/shootingsoldier.gif :rodent:



I was going to take your tip about posts jools but upon reading yours i had a change of mind :P:P:P:P:P

[Edited on 13-7-2004 by Nigel C]

[paulmort]

Instead of lubing peoples collars, how say the 20 notes goes to Riders for charity

Who can tell me where to send the cheque?
u2u me and this post will die an ungainly and painful end...........right now..........promise!!!


Srri Antonye, use some wd40 on the keyboard, fully synthetic's too good fer that

[rockhopper]

Thats funny Mort, that wasnt the terrible secret that i was thinking of!!