Joke

[antonye]

I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how you going?"

I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what you up to mate?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?"

I then heard the voice for the third time ..... "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some ******** in the loo next to me answering everything I say."

[tont2002]

HA HA HA quality

[marksduc748]

well done! :lol::lol::lol:

[Mark]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Steve M]

and another

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke,when
it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end,
put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Mavis: What's that?

Betty: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Mavis: Where did you get it?

Betty: You can get them at any chemist.

The next day, Mavis hobbles herself into the local chemist and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy,
obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all,
over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

Mavis: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

The pharmacist fainted.

[baylissboy]

Both very funny!!!:lol:

[psychlist]

Seconds the best tho :lol: :lol:

[fatduke11111]

lol:lol: