I WANT a medal!

[kwikbitch]

OK! Yes I am plastered on at least half a bottle of drambuie BUT I Deserve it!...

I AM SUPERWOMAN!

I got up bright and early this morning...Took my car to the dealer and got rid of it!...
After that...I went to B&Q...Bought floor tiles...Grout and the milarky..Unloaded it...Took it down to the basement AND then proceeded to tile the floor!...Couldn't fit the tile in the tile cutter so...went back to B&Q and bought a BIGGER one!...Jigsaw blade would not cut through the tile SO went back to B&Q and bought a BLOODY GREAT ELECTRIC TILE CUTTER! (Oh! the POWER!)
I continued tiling the floor until the room was nearly finished (ran out of adhesive and the will to live at this point!)

What am I doing now you ask?...getting ready to go out with the girls? NOooooooooo!

I am SANDING a piece of fairing...A red one no less:devil:
The self gratification as you sand the red into pink and then into white is alarmingly satisfying!

At this point on my own and in a quiet house I think...
I really AM NOT NORMAL!:lol::P
Right! I'm off to finish sanding and drinking my bottle of drambuie!...
:sniff:

[Loz]

Lisa!
YOU ROOL, DOODETTE!

:D

[andyb]

Well done mate, remember crazy paving is not all its cracked up to be!

[KeefyB]

Whoo Hoo!
Lisa you're my kinda gal.I love the smell of grout in the morning!;):D:D:D

[kwikbitch]

Smell of grout?...You want to see my crusty finger nails and RED fingers...!
I WILL REAIR MY BIKE!:P:devil:

[kwikbitch]

I mean "REPAIR"...I think the drambuie is making my fingers all wiggly!:lol:

[Iconic944ss]

Lisa, can you PLEASE come and educate my wife !!!

Good on Ya :D

Frank

[Fordie]

Liza . You are a bad influence on the men folk. Behave 4D:lol:

[rcgbob44]

Lisa

Well done but I actually prefer carpet tiles in the garage as oposed to tiles.

Good on ya, you deserve a bag of Dolly Mixtures !:burn:

[paulmort]

Fordie
posting at almost midnight then????????????? I fort u'd be tucked up like me getting enuff (beauty !!!!!!!!!) sleep for the demanding wobble we is doing 2morra
KB, fancing changing me conservatory roof once you finished the tiling then??:bouncy::bouncy:

[Redruth]

OY LISA NOOOOOO !

It's women like you that get us lazy bitches a bad name. I'm sorry, wot is all that about? Don't they have tilers in your part of the world. Can you not get the staff?

Personally, I think it's the amount of Drambuie you consume. It's clearly addling your brain. And 'POWER TOOLS'. You are a disgrace to womankind. Repeat after me:

Proving you are capable of absolutely anything just means the leave every FUGGIN THING to you to do!
WHAT ARE YOU LIKE:rodent::rodent::rodent:

[fatduke11111]

Lisa - my guttering's leaking - you couldn't pop round wiv' your tools could ya?

It's raining...oh yeah and I'm a lazy git.

;)

[Redruth]

Originally posted by fatduke11111
Lisa - my guttering's leaking - you couldn't pop round wiv' your tools could ya?

It's raining...oh yeah and I'm a lazy git.

;)

I rest my case :rolleye: