Happy :D

Get yer own account missus, don't use mine!!

Maybe you need to spend more time together rather than becoming a nerd... did I say becoming? :P

You appear to have broken into my daughters house and stolen her cats, because they look just like them

I'm working from home right now and my little 'un is asleep in the corner of my office - just took this and the flash didn't even wake her :D

Seems a fair swap. What type of flowers are they?

Lily - just two questions: what flavour cats are they and will they feed a family of 8 come christmas time?

The tabby (Gizmo) is chicken & mushroom flavoured and Elvis (black and white) is more beef flavoured if that helps. Elvis is slightly bigger if that's any help.

I must point out that I have just had Lil on from the M6 Toll road and after I read your comments back to her, she says you'll be the one that's gonna get eaten come Christmas

Can I ask that you feed them more corn in the run up to Christmas cos it makes the flesh more plump and gives it a kind of basted colour when it comes out the oven.

Would you like me to pluck them for you?

In fact for a small fee I can drop them round tonight and you can have all year overfeeding them with your desired flavourings, ripe in time for Xmas