Under Section 5(4) of the mental health act 1983 I hereby revoke home leave. For all of you.
Now, where's that tasty new Fillipina care assistant with the huge bosoms I had my eye on..."No Emiliana, do not lean over Mr. MadMav in such a provocative manner. Not until he's had his medica..Oh dear. Better ring for another agency nurse.."

But I wasn't even posting in here!