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Tonio600 17-May-2006 09:12

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Message original : ducasa
I wont even tell you the speeds I’ve done you might wet your pants.

Guess what, we're all dying to know. Speed is so frightening for us clever people... Please, please, let us know. We all want to know what is a real man with real balls (in place of the brain).


:lol::lol::lol::lol:

antonye 17-May-2006 09:18

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Originally posted by ducasa
Ducati riders are obviously a different breed, please don’t conform. The speed limits are an ass made for the near blind, dim witted, day dreaming car driver enforced by an mismanaged, ego driven, opinionated, self serving, police force. Why is it safe to do these speeds on a 4 lane autobahn and not safe on a 6 lane motorway.
Not good to speed in built up areas though 90 in a 40 that is bad form.
As for jail time what is this country coming to, (George Orwell was right). Why are you guys buying bikes that will do 160 mph+. Get a Cagiva 125 that will reach the speed limit (if that is your upper restriction). Don’t ride sports bikes and bitch about someone speeding they an uncompromising machine made for such speeds.
I wont even tell you the speeds I’ve done you might wet your pants. PS chicken strips on a Ducati what a crying shame. Get rid of them!


Thanks for sharing that.

However, you appear to have your head firmly wedged up your arse as you forgot the one important thing about speed: the conditions.

There are hundreds of 40mph limited roads I could name which are perfectly safe to do 90mph on, as a lot of these are straight pieces of dual carriageway that run for miles with perfect visibility, but are marked as 40mph by the council.

I could also name lots of NSLs that are not safe to do 40mph on because the road is badly surfaced, has zero visibility round the corners and you're likely to end up wedged inside a horse rider.

Unless you were there at the time, and I'm guessing that you weren't, you cannot pass judgement on what is a safe speed.

Ah for chicken strips, don't they come in boxes of 3 from KFC?

But in all seriousness, it's lovely to see such a great biking icon as Valentino Rossi posting under an assumed name, and we look forward to you sharing your skills with us again in the future.

:rolleye:

Ozz 17-May-2006 09:56

Blimey and I thought Jewelly was a ****!

ath748 17-May-2006 11:37

There's a surprise, he keeps quiet.....

749er 17-May-2006 11:38

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Originally posted by khushy
Blimey

Just had my first look at the VD forum.

Makes the DSC site/members look positively "spiffing"!!!!

What a pasting - but funny as hell - See You Next Tuesday - LOL!!!

Khushy

I don't bother with VD. Too many picky people, some of whom are more interested in grammar and spelling, than what contributors are saying. Too many people with chips on there shoulder too.

weeksy2 17-May-2006 12:06

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Originally posted by 749er
Quote:

Originally posted by khushy
Blimey

Just had my first look at the VD forum.

Makes the DSC site/members look positively "spiffing"!!!!

What a pasting - but funny as hell - See You Next Tuesday - LOL!!!

Khushy

I don't bother with VD. Too many picky people, some of whom are more interested in grammar and spelling, than what contributors are saying. Too many people with chips on there shoulder too.

totally :)

madmav 17-May-2006 13:27

c'mon guys, cut julie some slack here;)
we all like speed and we all like the buzz, not every one can do trackdays and DD racing:smug:
How many times have you opened it up ??????????
lucky or unlucky "live by the sword"

I have to admit thou jewel, I would have been wary of when and when I was gonna play!:smug:

But ye canna moan now as you are doomed:lol::lol::lol:

OH and DuTosssa sorry i meant Ducassa
come and have a play down the cochem road ;)

I'll show you who's chicken **** ;) whoops my chicken strips:lol::lol::lol:

[Edited on 17-5-2006 by madmav]

Jools 17-May-2006 13:41

Think you've hit the point Mav.

We all like the speed buzz and most of us go fast enough, often enough not to wet our pants at the speeds that ducasa boasts about.

There are still loads of places, even in this country, that are far enough away from the attention of speed cameras, the long arm of the law, built up areas, schoolkids crossing etc...

Places far out in the country where you can ride your bike pretty much as fast as you like, or as fast as you dare, and where the only person who's at risk from your antics is yourself. Lots of us can, and do, open it up and exploit the performance of the bike in those conditions.

There's a time and a place for everything, but 90 in a 40 is just taking the ****, and 133 on a motorway considering they are usually festooned with cameras and just about the only places you'll find a traffic cop nowadays is just being thick.

[Edited on 17-5-2006 by Jools]

MARTIN H 17-May-2006 14:10

Mav and Jools just about sum my feelings up on this one.

Jewell, dont know you mate but for heaven sake you need to cool it a little. If not for your own sake then for others on the road. Wouldnt fancy being out with the kids in the car anywhere in your vicinity when your frame breaks in 2 at 130 + mph.

Ducasa, dont know how you can generalise speed limits as you do. Some are there for very good reason. As for "dim witted, half blind, daydreaming car drivers" well its not them killing themselves left right and centre this past few weeks in the Dales/Cumbria etc. The spate of bad accidents and fatalities up here since the weather got better is mostly motorcyclists. Get the same thing every year people wheeling their bikes out for the first ride of the year and binning it. Maybe some of them also obssesing about getting rid of their chicken strips? Unless youre riding a drag bike I dont think you will reaching any speeds that would cause most members here soiled pants.

[Edited on 17-5-2006 by MARTIN H]

749er 17-May-2006 15:17

[quote]Originally posted by 749er
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I don't bother with VD. Too many picky people, some of whom are more interested in grammar and spelling, than what contributors are saying. Too many people with chips on there shoulder too.

"Too many people with chips on their shoulder too"

LOL......Busted!:devil:


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