:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol:

Dear Gill, if you look in the oxford english dictionary a bloke is quoted as...
bloke

n : (informal) a man who is (usually) old and/or eccentric [syn: geezer]

Tee, hee, hee remind you of any on this thread?;):P

a bloke is........
 

.....someone you can have a drink wiff
.....someone who dont get pi55ed off with if he dont talk to you for a week
.....dont worry if his hairstyle is the same as yours
.....jeans is for wearing when clean or dirty
.....dont shun you cos youve got the same T shirt
.....dont worry if your goin thru the male menopause

In fact a bloke is someone you can always talk to, dont worry if yer pants/knickers is showing through clothes/leathers wot ever
Will eat a curry at midnight even though its a grade 5 stonker, (read very hot)
a bloke dont ever have PMT
In fact its wot us guys do daily......live life wiffout all the hassle you wimmin do

who cares if the kitchen's clean as long as you can cook bacon butties on the bloody thing

Mr Mort's machismo forum
and btw the answer is



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rgds
mort:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Why do blokes ...
 

.. with pierced ears make good husbands?



















They've bought jewellery and experienced pain :saint:

[Edited on 23-2-2004 by Henners]

By the way vman1000cc, i bought my 748 off a bloke locally and the ditty on the plate is 'Does my bum look big on this' and the answers have always been NO.

It should apply to the average mail as well, who like to rest the belly on the tanks!!!!!!!!! :sing:

... and for the fashionable Ducati woman, we have ...


http://www.ducati.com/docs_eng/photo...images/f10.jpg

OOOOOOOHHHH! - Look Lisa - the're in red too!:D

Shazaam - I luv's you

C
xxxx

Shazzam, do they do them in black...?
:D

Shazzam
 

dont give 'em any more tips
Mind you I wouldnt mind the ladeez walkin up and down my back wiff those on.......
KB, they dont come in black, only RED and BLOOOO

Nigel, blue rinse my ****.........badaSS more likely or even inSSpiration

ok back to the thread
KB, quote
Dear Gill, if you look in the oxford english dictionary a bloke is quoted as...
bloke

n : (informal) a man who is (usually) old and/or eccentric [syn: geezer]

Tee, hee, hee remind you of any on this thread?
unquote

are you pointing this at anyone I know then. Why not name this person, so that he/she could have a chance of replying with the same venom!!
:mad::mad::mad:
rgds
uncle mort from madsville

I was talking about VMan!!!!
Bring it on Mr Snip n clip!:P;)