:D

What a classic!

Wasn't that the bit where the laser beam was inching towards his jacobs? :o :o

How did he get away? Had Goldfinger forgotten to keep the electricity meter topped up or something?

Michael Caine in Get Carter


Your a big man but your out of shape.With me its a full time job.


SAid to "Alf Roberts" no less

I just adore this quote from Dr Malcolm in Jurassic Park:

"The problem with scientific power you've used is it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge yourselves, so you don't take
the responsibility for it.

-Slams fist on the table

You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you knew what you had, you patented it, packaged it, slapped in on a plastic lunch box, and now you want to sell it!

Schwartzes! Oy vey. They're darker than we are!

Pretty Woman

Julia Roberts: You're late
Richard Gere: You're stunning
JR: You're forgiven

Aren't women easy?? :devil:;)

and...

"Pain don't hurt".............

Any number from Full Metal Jacket... but this one really cracks me up....

Bellowed to Pte Pile whilst on the assault course....

"You climb obstacles like old people f**k!" :lol::lol::lol:

For classic script writing there's........

BROTHER MAYNARD
"Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty One."

SECOND BROTHER
"And St. Attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying
'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest
blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did
grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp
and anchovies and orang-utans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats
and large ch ..."

BROTHER MAYNARD
"Skip a bit, brother ..."

SECOND BROTHER
"... and the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy
Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt
be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall
be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then
lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who
being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it..."

BROTHER MAYNARD
"Amen."

KNIGHTS
"Amen."

ARTHUR steels himself and pulls the pin.

ARTHUR
"Right! One, two, five ..."

GALAHAD
"Three, sir!"

ARTHUR
"Three!"

ARTHUR hurls the grenade. There is an explosion and much applause from the KNIGHTS.

But I also like this voice over from Lock Stock .......

Rory's got few interests in life; darky music, football, bees and honey
and kicking the **** out of anyone that interferes with that shortlist.
A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron rusted, so he has gone to the
battle-cruiser to watch the end of a football game. Nobody is watching
the custard so he has turned the channel over. A fat man's north opens
and he wanders up and turns the Liza over. `Now **** off and watch it
somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to
miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a
fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are
ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then
orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong oddly in the nuclear sub and
switches back to his footer. `That's ****ing it,' says the man. Rory
gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he flicks a flaming match
into his bird's nest and the man lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Rory,
unfazed, turned back to watch his game. The flaming man and his chinos
ran outside to extinguish the flames, and Rory cheered on. His team won
too, four-nil.

Might not quite be up to Tarantino standards, but there is definitely some top notch dialogue in Guy Ritchie films....a classic from "Brick-Top" in Snatch:

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible *unt... me.