Friday Frivolity - What\'s Your Favourite Movie Quote ?
 

Well it's Friday and time for a pointless survey ....

Favourite movies quotes ....
I have two favourites :

First is from My Favourite Year with Peter O'Toole. O'Toole staggers into the ladies toilet. An irrate woman comes up to him and shouts 'Sir, this is for ladies only'. To which O'Toole replies (pointing at his nether regions) 'Madam, so is this but occasionally I have to pass water through it'. :lol:

And the other has to come from Withnail & I, but there are so many to chose from. This is not quite the opening line, but a great start to a great movie :

'Thirteen million Londoners have to cope with this, and baked beans and All-bran and rape? And I'm sitting in this bl00dy shack and I can't cope with Withnail. I must be out of my mind. I must go home at once and discuss his problems in depth. '

Any others ... ?

I have two also.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Either that one or

Pretty much anything from Anchorman

Cy

Don't get me going on Withnail......we'd be here all night:D

"Don't pi55 in my pocket and tell me it's raining" - Layer Cake.

Jacko.

One of my favourites is in "The Greatest Story Ever Told", you see the film around Easter time on the telly sometimes.

John Wayne has a cameo role as a Roman Centurion at the crucifixion and as Jesus dies and all the thunder and lightning starts, Wayne looks up and says "This man was truly the son of God". Nothing funny in itself but the way that the line is delivered in best John Wayne drawl is so cheesy it cracks me up.

Withnail and I :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can't even think about the bit where Withnail goes fishing with a shotgun without p1551ng myself laughing!


For a "to the point" rejoinder, I always rather liked:

Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty Hunter: A man has to do something these days to earn a living.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living boy

anything from trading places....."maybe i'll go to the movies...... by myself"

or Full Metal Jacket especially in the chopper with 'Trigger Happy'
"Get some! Get some!......anyone that runs is VC, anyone that doesn't run is well disciplined VC! aint war hell!"
:frog::frog:

This is not good for afternoon productivity .... I've also remembered Robert Duval's famous line from Apocalypse Now (no not the Napalm one, although that's superb)
'If I say its safe to surf this beach Captain, then its safe to surf this beach.'

Jules: Ain't no f*ckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same f*ckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f*ckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean ****.

Jules: Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwan into a glass motherf*ckin' house f*ckin' up the way the ****** talks. Motherf*cker do that **** to me, he better paralyze my ass cuz I'll kill the motherf*cker, know what I'm sayin'?

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey ****** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a *****, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... F*ck off.

Story goes that John Wayne was saying the line without the correct reverence, so the director says " Say it with awe John"

JW said "Aww..this man was truly the son of God"

My favourite "You're only supposed to blow the bl**dy doors off"

What a great movie!

The dialogue is absolute class...............genius scriptwriter

"Reach into that bag and pull out my wallet, it's the one that says Bad muthaf*cka"

Undoubtedly the greatest film of all time Phil... :cool::cool:

My favourite line is the one from Tarantino himself about the dead ****** in the garage... did you see a sign that said dead ****** storage etc.... :cool::cool:

Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how f*cking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys *****. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ****** in my garage.

[Edited on 12-5-2006 by fil2]

Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ******s ain't my f*cking business, that's why!

This is one of my FAVS.....makes my laugh everytime...............

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, M*THER****ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*cker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a b!tch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B!TCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to f*ck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*ck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f*cked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

Anchorman - love it - how about 'Old School'......


.....Damn, I gonna end up workin' at Red Lobster.

Frat guy: You already work at Red Lobster !!

..... Yeah, but its part time... dick.

:sing:

..two girls are topless in the pool of KY jelly

Frank: Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?
Blue: Just ring the fu##ing bell, you pansy.

I like the line from The Commitments where the sax player (?) turns up on the back of a bike for the audition.

Singers dad: "who the hell is that"
Singer: "God sent him"
Singers dad: "What? on a f*cking Suzuki"

Has to be

"Wiwease Woderwick" from the Life of Brian

WE'RE STREAKING!

:lol: :lol:

What's the one in the cafe robbery where Jules is explaining his thinking when he was trying to work out if he was the shepherd etc etc "I used to say it as some cold sh*t to say to a ****** just before I pop a cap in his ass" or something similar.

For Fiver .....

...You got a fu##ing dart in your neck man.

(Frank) - You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy.

YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE!

haha
I think I just found tonight's post pub movie.
haha

blues brothers
nowt special but you can just watch it time and time again
blade runner
ruetgar houger or however you spell his name, supurb

note to self read the post title next time
quotes
han solo
never tell me the odds


[Edited on 12-5-2006 by Glyn]

From "Team America"

We're dicks!, We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks, and the Film Actors Guild, are pussies, And Kim Jong II is an as*hole.

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get f***ed by dicks.
But dicks also f**k as*holes, *******s who just wanna sh*t on everything.

Pussies may think they can deal with as*holes their way, but the only thing that can f**k an a*shole is a dick with some balls.

The problem with dicks is that sometimes they f**k too much, Or f**k when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show them that.

But sometimes pussies get so full of sh*t, that they become as*holes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from as*holes.

I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world but I do know that if you don't let us f**k this as*hole we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in sh*t.

[Edited on 12-5-2006 by Darren27]

:bouncy:

Ha Ha


...there is no ' I ' in Team America..

..Yes there is !

Loved John Belushi's:

"...did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour" speech

From Cool hand Luke;
"What we have here is,a failure to communicate.Some men you just cant reach."

"What you've gotta ask youself is did I fire six shots or only five.........you know...in all this excitement I've forgotten............So punk.....bearing in mind this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and could blow your head clean off.....Do you feel lucky....well do you punk???????

Dirty Harry.

Classic with a capital 'C'

Durka durka mohammed jihad

haha

Do you expect me to talk...???

No Mr Bond, I expect you to die....!!

From Highlander:

"It's better to burn out,than fade away"

Heeeeeeeeere`s johnny ! :devil:

Phil - you've eithe got an exceptional memory or a link to the script....

Looks like I'll have to dig out the DVD and watch it again tonight :cool::cool:

Cheers
Martin

From Rita Sue and Bob Too.

Not got a copy of the film so maybe not 100% accurate, but it goes very much like this.

The scene were Bob has seduced Rita and Sue in the back of his Rover, having already had a 'jump' with Rita he now turns his attention to Sue and less than a minute later has finished his 'business'

Rita. "Is that all she's gettin?"
Bob. "I thought I were Great!" (delivered in a strong yorkshire accent)


Classic film, I must try and get hold of a copy.

i aint get time to bleed!