A New Womens DSC Forum?
 

Possible New topics for the female threads could be.....?

" Why do slippers only come in basic colours and not pink?"

"Where can I get my 996 sprayed in pink?"

" Fluffy ears. To wear or not to wear?"

" Does this lipstick clash with the Yella paintwork?"

"If I get my tummy button pearced will it rub on my two piece ?"

"I'm on my period. Shall I ride today?"

So it dosen't show if you drip water on them while your washing up
:sing:

as for the rest I think barbie do one

Fluffy ears only in bed

lipstick Not if its RED

Tummy button pearced WHY ?

Ride while period err pass on that one
as I have a wife and three daughters.

KB
 

I have really tried hard to edumacate you. Its obviously not werkin so well at the mo.
more lessons needed
Make coffee
Polish bike
Make more coffee
Go out riding
More coffee
Wash bike
Ride out again in afternoon
Look sexy in leathers
More coffee
Cook dinner
Ride in evening sunshine
Learn to pull cork from bokkle of wine
Fall asleep

easy aint it??:roll::roll:

oh and ferg, slippers come in RED from STM:cool:

Lets get this right once and for all!
A womans place is in the home, washing cleaning and having babies!

Should women even be allowed to vote yet alone drive motorised vehicles?????????

mmmmmmmmmmm that should get some form of response methinks

:lol:
Jesus I hope KB and all the other don`t reade this;):lol:;)

Good job the ladees on here on not average then isn't it!;):P

[Edited on 22-2-2004 by kwikbitch]

Here's a copy of my posting on another thread.....

" Does my bum look big in these leathers and have I got a VPL?"
"What's the best Mascara to wear so it doesn't run when you do over 70?"
"Shall i grow my hair? It looks awful when I take my lid off!"
"Is this dash of red on my leathers too much dahling? Does it clash with the Ducati red?"
"I cant put my feet down properly. Do you think it'd dangerous for me to wear my prada heels?"
:D;):P

Ha ha ha you read my mind there KB

Water proof mascara...is there such a thing for bikers? I got home today looking like a bad impression of Alice Cooper :o

Where can I buy industrial strength foundation...every time I take off my lid I have a two tone forehead! :lol:

Take it with you! Go to the bog with your lid on...and apply foundation in private...TA DA!!!;)

AND...How do you check your make up when at traffic lights? I still cant work that one out?

How about a problem page.....

"Dear Aunty Lisa
My husband doesn't understand me. I keep emptying the bank account to buy shiny new Ducatis. Perhaps I should learn to bake a cake instead?"
:frog:

and....

"Dear Auntie Lisa,

My hubbie keeps scratching his head & looking worried, cos my bike appears to go faster than his! - and I'm only still running it in:lol::lol: what can you advise????:o

Should I down grade to a slower model to keep his masculinity intact, or get mine tweaked by doing the cams, K & N's and a re-map on the ECU for starters:devil:

I hope you can help........

Numpty monster rider of Surrey"


C
xxxxx

Take it with you! Go to the bog with your lid on...and apply foundation in private...TA DA!!!;) [/quote]

I don't think I could fit anymore in my Zippy rucksack after I've squeezed in house keys, creditcard, AA card, lipsil, visor cleaner....think I need a bigger bag! :lol:

[Edited on 22-2-2004 by Queen_gravelpants]

Dear Numpty monster rider of Surrey

Advise your husband to take up a more suitable hobby Like DIY to keep his mind occupied.
Whilst he's painting the bathroom get out there and burn some rubber.
Play da fool for all he's got...then go for a divorce on the grounds of mental cruelty because yours is bigger than his...then elope to Vegas and marry your Duke!!!!

Rgds Auntie Lisaxxx

Dear Gill,
Oh! No! Do not lower yourself to the levels of Delia Smith(spit, spit)
Tell the hubby to get off his fat bottom and get a part time job! What kind of goddam marriage are you in if he cannot understand a womans needs!
when that bank account begins to increase reward him in the way that only a woman can!
But him a can of Stella and give him the remote control!
rgds Auntie Lisa x

[img]http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/a0/bgr*******.gif[/img]

The same!:mad:

Gosh, thanks for the advice Auntie Lisa - how right you are!

By the way, what's a "bloke"??

Ok ladies this ones for you :D




One afternoon a man came home from work to find
total mayhem (chaos) in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger
mess, a lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"

"Yes" was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."







:D

:lol::lol::lol: brilliant Nigel:lol:

Nigel
 

bl**dy turncoat
You gettin to male menopause or wot???
Fancy givin them namby pamby wimmin an excuse!!!!!!!

I have to be sick
Dont tell my ole ladee that, coz I do all the werk AND ride as well:cool:

AND slippers is wots for bikes not footsies wiff painted toenails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:o
rgds
Disillusioned of Leics
mort

and if we want a Marge Proops page, coulda bought the Daily Wotsitsname:roll::roll:

turncoat me !! nah just got it emailed to me today and i thought it fitted in with the thread :P

And not only that-it was bloody funny as well!!:lol:

John

tee, hee, hee!:devil:

Where on my bike is my hair brush carrier? :saint:

A What?!?!?!?!?!:oHair Brush????

women on bikes:o never i dont belive it
they must be lesbo's

oh god i don't belive i said that
mort is it alright if i go and get your coat:(

i do appoligise for this as i've had a few glasses of a rather nice shiras.

please don't hurt me.

You best be careful Mr Norford,
there's nothing a short, sharp kick in the "termi's" wont sort out!!!!!:devil::P

oh so its Mr now is it, well in that case miss ..........er sorry don't know your name did type b.i.t.c.h bet then thought better of it. not that i think you are or any thing its just the second part of your name.oh dear im just making things worse now.
start again Glyn
oh so it's Mr is it well in that case Miss teach, i'll have you know i hav'nt even got any termi's
so there let that be a lesson to ya
i don't think that came out quite right i'm going to go now

OMG
 

KB, what have YOU started here
Hairbrishes indeed
You got less than me!!
at least mines a natural grey, rather than the RED that you got
I keep tellin' you woman, BLOOO is the way to be
Bloooo rinses for free for all our ladeee members, I got a can of metallic bloooo left over

remember the old adage

Ive have found the perfect woman
I could wish for no more
She's deaf and dumb
And owns a liquor store

ho hum........:D:D:D

And bl**dy hell, summwun remembers Alice Cooper, showing yer age Queen G-P??

I fort you were a ruffy tuffy scuba diver doin advanced sumfink or other, how you apply mascara at 30 metres then, waterproof is it????

LOL:lol::cool::cool::cool::lol::lol::lol:

Dear Frustrated from Felixstowe
Say YES, never have headaches
Period is what the americans call a full stop (which is what you need to do many times when riding)
Mr is a sign of respect to us male members!!! ok it sounds pretty tacky, but we know wot it means
Termi is the end of the line, or real zorsts:lol::):lol:
Gill
a bloke is the person in the household wot earns the dosh to keep you lot in mascara

from the desk of
Uncle Mort's help column:roll::roll:

Uncle Mort you've answered the question of what to call your bike in your own post there


"Blue rinse" :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol:

Dear Gill, if you look in the oxford english dictionary a bloke is quoted as...
bloke

n : (informal) a man who is (usually) old and/or eccentric [syn: geezer]

Tee, hee, hee remind you of any on this thread?;):P

a bloke is........
 

.....someone you can have a drink wiff
.....someone who dont get pi55ed off with if he dont talk to you for a week
.....dont worry if his hairstyle is the same as yours
.....jeans is for wearing when clean or dirty
.....dont shun you cos youve got the same T shirt
.....dont worry if your goin thru the male menopause

In fact a bloke is someone you can always talk to, dont worry if yer pants/knickers is showing through clothes/leathers wot ever
Will eat a curry at midnight even though its a grade 5 stonker, (read very hot)
a bloke dont ever have PMT
In fact its wot us guys do daily......live life wiffout all the hassle you wimmin do

who cares if the kitchen's clean as long as you can cook bacon butties on the bloody thing

Mr Mort's machismo forum
and btw the answer is



42





rgds
mort:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Why do blokes ...
 

.. with pierced ears make good husbands?



















They've bought jewellery and experienced pain :saint:

[Edited on 23-2-2004 by Henners]

By the way vman1000cc, i bought my 748 off a bloke locally and the ditty on the plate is 'Does my bum look big on this' and the answers have always been NO.

It should apply to the average mail as well, who like to rest the belly on the tanks!!!!!!!!! :sing:

... and for the fashionable Ducati woman, we have ...


http://www.ducati.com/docs_eng/photo...images/f10.jpg

OOOOOOOHHHH! - Look Lisa - the're in red too!:D

Shazaam - I luv's you

C
xxxx

Shazzam, do they do them in black...?
:D

Shazzam
 

dont give 'em any more tips
Mind you I wouldnt mind the ladeez walkin up and down my back wiff those on.......
KB, they dont come in black, only RED and BLOOOO

Nigel, blue rinse my ****.........badaSS more likely or even inSSpiration

ok back to the thread
KB, quote
Dear Gill, if you look in the oxford english dictionary a bloke is quoted as...
bloke

n : (informal) a man who is (usually) old and/or eccentric [syn: geezer]

Tee, hee, hee remind you of any on this thread?
unquote

are you pointing this at anyone I know then. Why not name this person, so that he/she could have a chance of replying with the same venom!!
:mad::mad::mad:
rgds
uncle mort from madsville

I was talking about VMan!!!!
Bring it on Mr Snip n clip!:P;)