Illegal immegrants a non-PC idea!
 

The British Solution to Save Petrol

(Would be alright for Australia & New Zealand too)
Cameron/Cegg wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use......
The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down.....
Bring our troops home from Afghanistan to guard the Channel....
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Afghanistan ....
Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident..... ..
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Afghanistan and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ......
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Afghanistan anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....
Problem solved.....

who'd wash our cars...

who'd tend our toilets...

who'd wait on our tables...

who'd support the NHS with cheap labour...

who'd clean our schools...

here's a better idea; why not deport all the scroungers who dont want to work instead; cut the tax bill, cut pollution as you'd have more the 3m homes empty...cut crime as there's less an issue with haves and have nots....

have a word with yourselves lads?

Deport everyone south of Warrington so us proper bikers up north have the all the roads to ourselves. :lol:

riding a bike north of warrington you have the road to yourself anyway ;)

wrong Bradders, so wrong.

Mr Ilkley, pie eater and transporter, has a horse and cart Wigan way.

How do you get your knee down on a wippet anyway? ;)

No way riding a bike north of Warrington, I had freinds that did that and they were never seen again.


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Craig

Greta idea

DOH!! And I only saw it last week in Altrincham!!

PMSL :lol:

ask Craig - he's got some videos showing it to get it down on a wippet...

That would be the LEGAL immigrants and the LEGAL people looking for work(of any sort) surely:confused:

yeah right...how do illegals live if they dont work? They cant claim benefits (regardles what Sun readers think) so would starve in the streets

I feel like an illegal when I reach as far as Halifax :lol:

They are fed and housed by the tax payer.You and I.When their status is confirmed as legal,they can then work,pay taxes,national Insurance and all the other stuff that LEGAL law abiding citizens SHOULD be paying!!:rolleyes: