Everybody loves a knowall ...
 

The challenge for the 28 days of February... should you choose to accept it, is to pose tricky questions to our self-appointed panelists. That includes as a matter of right, NBS, Skidlids, Shazaam, Nelly and anyone that generally takes the trouble to post replies to peoples questions on the board.

They can be mechanical, historical, geographical ... they have to be clean, healthy, suitable for Ducatisti consumption.

The winner will be the expert that manages to post the most convincing (may not be correct, but must be convincing) replies.

The prize? The title of DUCATINERD? I'll work on the prize angle. The clock's ticking as of NOW!

Well, midnight but I'm not staying up that late
:lol:

So what's the first question then?

Antonye. Re-read the post. Post a Question for the panel, not a question about a question ...

It's a struggle having Essex boys in our midst :frog::devil::frog:

So what is the first question then? :frog:

come on antony old chap, keep with the plot!

I know, you're still recovering from the excitement of you're nice little snipe on ebay earlier but that's not really gonna cut it with ruth!

How can we teach Redruth to appreciate and grasp the understanding of how a desmo, either two valve or four valve works...AND get her to love a naked Ducati????:D;)

As an aside, I would like to point out that I bought 3 litres of wine in a wine box today. The theory was (according to my abstemious daughter) that I would not be tempted to drink a whole bottle, once opened, because psychologically I could stop after a couple of glasses.

It's not working ... Just topped up my glass for the 5th time. And I have to work tomorrow.

Eeeekkkk
:devil::D

Why is there only one monopolies and mergers commission?

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

careful kb, after 5 glasses she could get the wrong idea!

Pleeeeeeeeezzzzz can i ask the first question ruthie???