Ann Summers is for all ages!
 

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a
sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet
across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and
grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu
hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do
have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."

The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee,
tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand
rrunns by bbaatteries?

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe
fffff****innnnnn ttttthhhhiiiinnnnggg offfff?"
:devil::lol:


:burn:I'll get my coat....the rubber one of course!

pmsl:D:D

was that why you had the shakes last nite Lisa?;)


C:saint:

Of course not...that was Ak's feet under the table!!!!...:o:devil:

Lisa, velly funny

Can't touch that, springs to mind

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Haven't heard that for a while...I guess it's HAMMERTIME!!!!;):lol::smug: