Wishful Thinking
 

I dreamed that I was riding my bike last night. I woke up in a panic this morning, scrambling for the alarm clock to check the time thinking "c**p, I've overslept and missed the rideout"....then realised it's not Sunday yet!

Lifes a bitch sometimes ain't it?

At least you did not wake up thinking; ohhh where's the bike someone's knicked it!