ANOTHER TUESDAY JOKE
 

Two sharks were swimming in the North Sea.

One says to the other "Im getting fed up of eating mackrel all the time"

The other says " Never mind, lets swim over to Morecombe Bay and pick up a Chinese.

Police have now actually solved the whole Morcambe mystery. The Chinese were told to come out of the water when it got to knee high. The only problem was Nee Hi was sitting in the van :D

Two fishermen found some shoes floating in Morecombe bay,it was alright though,they were only Winkle pinkers.

Please, Please............these are so old!:(

Sorry about that chaps I had no idea you were from "North of the Water" and Essex.:lol::lol::lol: