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Forum: General Motorcycles only 17-Feb-2006, 15:10
Replies: 19
Views: 4,287
Posted By guest1
On an orignal 600 pantah I once blasted up to Cat...

On an orignal 600 pantah I once blasted up to Cat and Fiddle and on leaving a geezer handed me what looked like a 20mm spacer asking if this was from my bike. Nahh, not off mine mate and proceeded...
Forum: 999 / 749 17-Feb-2006, 14:25
Replies: 5
Views: 8,034
Posted By guest1
Get over to france and have a complimentary...

Get over to france and have a complimentary service:
Ducati France complimentary (http://www.ducati.com/ducatiworld/events/detail.jhtml?id=10501)
Forum: 999 / 749 13-Feb-2006, 22:50
Replies: 5
Views: 1,475
Posted By guest1
Cheers Frank. Have you had it serviced recently -...

Cheers Frank.
Have you had it serviced recently - so could have been missed by garage?
Forum: Ducati Insurance - Questions and Answers! 13-Feb-2006, 22:45
Replies: 10
Views: 6,528
Posted By guest1
Tony, why register it with company??? Only...

Tony, why register it with company???
Only reasons I can think of are maintenance and repairs - e.g. if for some unknown reason the mudgaurd or fairing were to fall over in the garage and get...
Forum: Ducati Insurance - Questions and Answers! 13-Feb-2006, 22:40
Replies: 10
Views: 6,528
Posted By guest1
Shaun, stand up mate, you're mumbling...

Shaun, stand up mate, you're mumbling again.
:lol:
Forum: Ducati Insurance - Questions and Answers! 13-Feb-2006, 19:18
Replies: 10
Views: 6,528
Posted By guest1
And the registered keeper can be two people at...

And the registered keeper can be two people at once.
Forum: Monsters 10-Feb-2006, 09:20
Replies: 21
Views: 9,291
Posted By guest1
Swap the wife for a bike. Put less air in the...

Swap the wife for a bike.

Put less air in the tyres.

Make her wear high heels, ooh err.

Met a lady at Woods in Abergele on a 600 monster.
She'd had the bike lowered and clutch mod done and she...
Forum: General Motorcycles only 06-Feb-2006, 15:03
Replies: 24
Views: 4,987
Posted By guest1
And if your average Joe Bloggs didn't get it...

And if your average Joe Bloggs didn't get it serviced according to Ducati guidelines then I guess you'd be on your own come warranty time as well.

Good on yer Rosso.

WRT name and shame - don't...
Forum: General Motorcycles only 03-Feb-2006, 14:44
Replies: 63
Views: 18,602
Posted By guest1
KH500/KH750 - widow maker

KH500/KH750 - widow maker
Forum: 999 / 749 02-Feb-2006, 13:24
Replies: 9
Views: 1,745
Posted By guest1
At least you'll be able to see where the leaks...

At least you'll be able to see where the leaks are coming from.:lol:

[Edited on 2-2-2006 by guest1]
Forum: 999 / 749 27-Jan-2006, 18:22
Replies: 29
Views: 4,347
Posted By guest1
Guinness please. Welcome aboard.

Guinness please.
Welcome aboard.
Forum: Supersports: SS / SuperSport / Supersport 950 23-Jan-2006, 14:33
Replies: 22
Views: 5,489
Posted By guest1
Doh, Like a moron I tried to register my old Mk1...

Doh, Like a moron I tried to register my old Mk1 sing the page links.....double doh!

Another good tool is frappr maps.
Ducati oop north use it for members to register on and you can see whereabouts...
Forum: Supersports: SS / SuperSport / Supersport 950 13-Jan-2006, 22:35
Replies: 35
Views: 6,906
Posted By guest1
From that advert it doesn't look like the...

From that advert it doesn't look like the original as it has a bronze frame - so question - did they restart the numbering for each model.
From memory mine was about no 259.
Forum: Supersports: SS / SuperSport / Supersport 950 13-Jan-2006, 09:46
Replies: 35
Views: 6,906
Posted By guest1
The Mk1 original had the carbon guards.

The Mk1 original had the carbon guards.
Forum: General Motorcycles only 09-Jan-2006, 14:55
Replies: 15
Views: 7,003
Posted By guest1
Makes the place a gnome from gnome

Makes the place a gnome from gnome
Forum: 999 / 749 07-Jan-2006, 21:40
Replies: 18
Views: 2,788
Posted By guest1
I think the Royal Enfield tee-shirts are 25% the...

I think the Royal Enfield tee-shirts are 25% the cost of the Ducati tee-shirts. Where's the sense in that?:lol:
Forum: 999 / 749 07-Jan-2006, 20:49
Replies: 18
Views: 2,788
Posted By guest1
It's not just e-bay Daz. They're all out to get...

It's not just e-bay Daz.
They're all out to get you. Honest. And those that aren't out to get you are instructing those who are out to get you.
Then there's the ones who don't know you yet but are...
Forum: General Motorcycles only 27-Dec-2005, 18:20
Replies: 21
Views: 4,205
Posted By guest1
As a general rule of thumb, to heat a space to...

As a general rule of thumb, to heat a space to 18~20 degrees C you'll need 35~40Watts of heat per cubic metre.
It's a very very rough guide but works well. Obviously, if your talking about less heat...
Forum: Classic 22-Dec-2005, 17:20
Replies: 8
Views: 3,905
Posted By guest1
Had one, K reg - was that 96? Think it was number...

Had one, K reg - was that 96?
Think it was number 256.
Things to look for amongst others:
cracked frame at stock.
carbs tended to ice up so some had oil warmer mod - I just used silkolene pro-fst...
Forum: 999 / 749 19-Dec-2005, 18:17
Replies: 9
Views: 1,482
Posted By guest1
DSR - Seeing as your bikes been indoors for a few...

DSR - Seeing as your bikes been indoors for a few weeks, ain't it about time it was cleaned?
Forum: 998 / 996 / 916 / 748 16-Dec-2005, 16:23
Replies: 2
Views: 1,019
Posted By guest1
Tony, have you tried the local artist shop and...

Tony, have you tried the local artist shop and get some glass paint.
Used it previously to stain writing on door light.

I've got a glass hammer if you need to manipulate/persuade it.
Forum: 999 / 749 09-Dec-2005, 18:42
Replies: 11
Views: 2,920
Posted By guest1
999s, seen 103 in summer in traffic jam and ran...

999s, seen 103 in summer in traffic jam and ran no more than 68 last time I was out about three weeks ago
Forum: Stolen Bikes 09-Dec-2005, 08:57
Replies: 80
Views: 557,376
Posted By guest1
Some years ago friend went to france and got his...

Some years ago friend went to france and got his bike nicked first night. Is France a dump?

Death Penalty - nah, too easy. Give em jail and let them suffer their conscience if they have one.
Two...
Forum: Stolen Bikes 07-Dec-2005, 14:53
Replies: 80
Views: 557,376
Posted By guest1
Wow, now I'm really paranoid. does it also...

Wow, now I'm really paranoid.

does it also follow then that:
you leave a doughnut outside, expect it to get eaten.
you leave a baby in a room, expect it not to be in the same place when you get...
Forum: Stolen Bikes 07-Dec-2005, 14:19
Replies: 80
Views: 557,376
Posted By guest1
1 - how do you ever get any work done if you...

1 - how do you ever get any work done if you don't leave your bike unattended, even for 5 seconds.

2 - "In the words of TT 'it only takes a minute girl2" - for those of us old enough to remember,...
Forum: Stolen Bikes 07-Dec-2005, 14:10
Replies: 80
Views: 557,376
Posted By guest1
England is what you make it. You have a choice in...

England is what you make it.
You have a choice in this Democratic land.

Sell the bike, eat the dog, move to spain?
Forum: Tyres 01-Dec-2005, 17:59
Replies: 11
Views: 5,770
Posted By guest1
SMD in leigh good pie shops close by as well.

SMD in leigh

good pie shops close by as well.
Forum: Ducati Insurance - Questions and Answers! 24-Nov-2005, 14:49
Replies: 8
Views: 4,233
Posted By guest1
What is it with insurance companies - you ask...

What is it with insurance companies -
you ask for a quote,
you get a better new quote,
go back to the original and they then give you an even better quote which in effect says - "Yeah, we tried to...
Forum: 999 / 749 21-Nov-2005, 17:49
Replies: 17
Views: 2,819
Posted By guest1
Went from an 03 999 BIP to 06 999s BIP. Awesome...

Went from an 03 999 BIP to 06 999s BIP.
Awesome difference, although not too difficult to better in my opinion.

20bhp increase? Wasn't there a comment whereby the 'location' for taking the reading...
Forum: General Motorcycles only 15-Nov-2005, 14:56
Replies: 32
Views: 6,990
Posted By guest1
Once upon a time long long ago, in a not so far...

Once upon a time long long ago, in a not so far away land, there was an oil manufacturer called Smell.
Now this oil manufacturer made a new and wonderful oil that cleaned the engine as it slicked...
Forum: General Motorcycles only 09-Nov-2005, 14:50
Replies: 39
Views: 7,081
Posted By guest1
I seem to recall that we had problems previously...

I seem to recall that we had problems previously when using s/s in the presence of ammonia - the s/s apparently becomes brittle to the point of useless.
Granted it was a saturated area inside a...
Forum: 999 / 749 27-Oct-2005, 16:07
Replies: 49
Views: 9,667
Posted By guest1
(scouse accent) Calm down, calm down. I only...

(scouse accent) Calm down, calm down.

I only know the socket size for sure cos I adjusted the chain last night.
As for the 180Nm, I personally employ a midget to come and hold the socket whilst I...
Forum: 999 / 749 27-Oct-2005, 14:40
Replies: 49
Views: 9,667
Posted By guest1
The rear wheel nut on mine is 36mm socket...

The rear wheel nut on mine is 36mm socket size.(clue: look on your bike) :)
180Nm means I'm lifting the bike off it's side stand on the upswing
(999s '06)
Forum: Stolen Bikes 19-Oct-2005, 09:20
Replies: 8
Views: 9,752
Posted By guest1
Guess I'll not be sampling Mallory's delights -...

Guess I'll not be sampling Mallory's delights - or would that just be paranoid.

Anyone tried e-mailing their website with questions/complaint?
Forum: General Motorcycles only 14-Oct-2005, 15:30
Replies: 11
Views: 2,730
Posted By guest1
Doctor: "I have some good news and some bad...

Doctor: "I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is you have aids"
Man "Whats the good news"
Doctor: "My new secretary with the big boobs has agreed to go on a date with me...
Forum: General Motorcycles only 14-Oct-2005, 15:09
Replies: 11
Views: 2,730
Posted By guest1
Were we to suspend disbelief for the belief that...

Were we to suspend disbelief for the belief that tarmac can talk, or the fact that you posted the joke in the first place?
Forum: General Motorcycles only 14-Oct-2005, 14:12
Replies: 11
Views: 2,730
Posted By guest1
or, two blonds walk into a bar....you'd think...

or,

two blonds walk into a bar....you'd think one of 'em would have seen it!
Forum: 999 / 749 13-Oct-2005, 23:28
Replies: 8
Views: 1,705
Posted By guest1
If the work was carried out in May (this year?)...

If the work was carried out in May (this year?) then does it not still come under warranty?
Whats the warranty deal on dealer installed parts?
Forum: General Motorcycles only 11-Oct-2005, 19:12
Replies: 13
Views: 3,154
Posted By guest1
Awesome picture, but I think it was a staged...

Awesome picture, but I think it was a staged display from swedish(?) police. Meant as a wake up call at one of their exhibitions. Woke me up though
Forum: 999 / 749 10-Oct-2005, 17:43
Replies: 9
Views: 1,403
Posted By guest1
H - do a search on JPM and power commander. Jon...

H - do a search on JPM and power commander.
Jon posted some pics of his mountings.:o
Forum: General Motorcycles only 07-Oct-2005, 23:13
Replies: 12
Views: 3,633
Posted By guest1
Get well soon Stu. Is a new bike on your list to...

Get well soon Stu.
Is a new bike on your list to Santa yet?
Forum: Supersports: SS / SuperSport / Supersport 950 04-Oct-2005, 14:35
Replies: 28
Views: 5,907
Posted By guest1
With the brace swinging arm, polished wheels and...

With the brace swinging arm, polished wheels and the reg at about N?
Could well be a 900sl converted to twin seat.
With the bronze frame it would be Mk2.
Forum: 999 / 749 03-Oct-2005, 15:07
Replies: 7
Views: 1,566
Posted By guest1
On the home page select the...

On the home page select the "Membership" link
In the next page select the drop down list and select dealer ratings.
I think there's a minimum number of votes before you can see further details.
Forum: 999 / 749 02-Oct-2005, 21:57
Replies: 27
Views: 4,668
Posted By guest1
Ring the assistance and get them to agree in...

Ring the assistance and get them to agree in advance a time to recover the bike to the dealers. Usually they will agree a half hour slot of time to come and pick it up.
I managed to give them three...
Forum: 999 / 749 02-Oct-2005, 21:52
Replies: 2
Views: 1,411
Posted By guest1
yep, stops after a couple of days. It also...

yep, stops after a couple of days.
It also doubles up as a gear change indicator when racing R1's
:D
Forum: 999 / 749 02-Oct-2005, 21:49
Replies: 7
Views: 1,566
Posted By guest1
Whilst you may not be happy, that's about the...

Whilst you may not be happy, that's about the best thing you could do to ensure it doesn't happen for anyone else.

Don't forget to update the dealer satisfaction list on this site.
Forum: 999 / 749 02-Oct-2005, 21:46
Replies: 20
Views: 3,450
Posted By guest1
:puzzled: Guy at truck stop with an alleged 04 S...

:puzzled:
Guy at truck stop with an alleged 04 S had light switch. Perhaps it was a late 03 early 04?
Forum: 999 / 749 01-Oct-2005, 23:24
Replies: 20
Views: 3,450
Posted By guest1
Plus different type of plastic for fairing...

Plus different type of plastic for fairing material

and no off switch for lights

and, the bhp is measured at crank now (?) or was that a sour grape comment from Jap owner?

[Edited on 1-10-2005 by...
Forum: 999 / 749 28-Sep-2005, 14:44
Replies: 5
Views: 1,407
Posted By guest1
When mine went kapput it was spewing oil from...

When mine went kapput it was spewing oil from within the matrix, not from the inlet/outlet conns.
Dealer told me he replaced the Toyo for a KTM.
There was also supposed to be a sticker applied by the...
Forum: 999 / 749 22-Sep-2005, 19:10
Replies: 15
Views: 2,735
Posted By guest1
Not listed in the recalls database as...

Not listed in the recalls database as yet:
http://www.vosa.gov.uk/vosa/apps/recalls/default.asp
Enter Ducati as manufacturer and search from Jan 2004 to December 2005(defaults)
Oooh, risk of ST's...
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