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Note to self:
1- When showing off your bike to workmates, it's best when pulling away not to think it's cool to say "ciao" (and yes, I'm cringing).
2- Observe beforehand if any vehicles are blocking the main entrance to your workplace, especially if aforementioned has it's reverse lights on.
3- When performing an emergency stop in front of workmates, work out how far the ground is in relation to your foot, and try not to panic when at a standstill, the bike topples over on top of you.
- Thankfully, apart from a few scuffs, the bike is fine.
I, on the other hand am a ****.