Got back from a ride and rode onto my driveway in front of several neighbours having a chat one Saturday morning. The driveway was on a very slight downhill slope. After blipping the throttle very importantly a few times, I puts sidestand down and dismount, only for the bike to slowly and inexorably slide forward off it's sidestand onto it's side with a loud crashing sound. Neighbours stare in pity. More embarassment follows as I have to have help to lift it back up
