| 1 - fell off 250 in college car park when wheelie went awry as the back wheel hit the ver ver slippy metal runners for the gate.
2 - on way back from B'Ol, two gendarmes with hands on their weapons (hahahaha) waved me over. Me, fully luggaged up on 600 pantah, duly obliges, pulls over, down to <5mph, thought I'd just pull it over the kerb but the back wheel didn't make it. There was I lay prone on floor overlooked by two weapon wielding gendarmes. Taught them a few new english swear words. |