Sound advice Mort - not!!
I've found a solution though - Since Almeria, I've had virtually all my body extremities pierced and now I simply attach all of my keys to my body and take them with me everywhere!
Its a bit of a bugger with the metal detectors at airports, but once I show them where I keep the 996R keys, they quickly let me through!!
The only trouble is its a bit of a bugga getting the keys in the ignition when they're still attached to the ol' pork sword!!!:
Tim
