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very old, but they make me chuckle every year............




Things you can say & get away with at christmas!

1. I prefer breasts to legs

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I ' ll burst!

5. I 've never seen a better spread!

6. I ' m in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It 's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you ' ll get some!

10. Don 't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you ' ll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn 't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in? .

16. You ' ll know it 's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That ' s the biggest bird I 've ever had!

19. I ' m so full, I 've been gobbling nuts all morning

20. Wow, I didn ' t think I could handle all that and still want more!