Frank! Put your hands in the air and step AWAY from the Biketrader! We have a code-red air-cooled defection.......
Don't worry, you're just suffering a little mid-winter madness. Go and buy the 944 a little xmas pressie. Nice bit of billet, or a bag of stainless screws. Maybe stretch the budget a bit and get a carbon single seat or a little something in a Cyclecat bag (our Tiffanys).
Whatever you do, don't sell her before spring, when you've had chance to go out and remember how much you love her.
Cheers,
Ali