I'm off boarding with a few friends in February and last night I got a text from one of the girls going.
Her : Meant to tell you...absolutely NO snowball fights when we are away or we will fall out
Me : Of course there'll be a snowball fight. How can there not be?
Her : Well be NICE about it then
2 minute gap
Her : Trouble is I know what you are like...you will pin me down and shove it down my neck and we will have a row
Me : You are talking about snowballs right?
Bwahahahaha, just be careful what you say in texts.