Try and teach the barsteward...
Do you know your grapheme from your phoneme and your long and short vowel phonemes.
What about your consonant clusters?... your CVCs and your CVCCs?
Then there's the tenses...your masculine's and feminine's, perfect, past and present, plu-perfect....nouns. pronouns, adjectives and connectives.
Oh sod it! I'm going to find a job at TESCOs!
