There are many Ducatis
Ridden by fatties
And a few with thin riders too
But none which were faster
Than Mort's master blaster
The duke that was ever so blooo
There's a club on the web
Where the major celeb
Hasn't four valves, or three valves, but two
An ancient design
Bought forward in time
It's the duke that everyone knew
When quizzed in debate
Nelly did state
"Aye, it's quick for a Blooo!"
But he never displayed
The graph where it made
That magical hundred point two!