What do you expect?
Most 4 x 4 drivers definition of off-roading is parking with one wheel up the kerb outside Fortnum and Masons
:"Jools...you can't park outside Fortnum and Masons...you'd be clamped"
Jools: "I know that you pedant, it was said for comic efect"
:"It's comedy jim...but not as we know it"