It's a set up. Don't anyone feel obliged to help him out. This picture was up here last week. Chris, the best you can do is make your abject apologies to your wife, and to your fellow DSC members who, but for my timely warning, would have been offering all kinds of advice to you on how to grovel your way back into her good books.
Frankly, if she's prepared to consider your advances before the Ides of March, she's a better woman than I am (well, most of them are, but that's beside the point!)
:P