[Mark]

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They
were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I
don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement, a fat, old lady went up to the moving walls
and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady
went inside between them into a small room. The walls
closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued
to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers
began to light in the reverse o rder.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old
blonde stepped out.

The father said quietly to his son... "Go get your mother.