[Mark]

hindu ,jew,and scouser turn up at a hotel ,when they get there there has been a mix up with the bookings and there is only one room left with two beds in it ,the landlord says that a farmer has a barn which can be used free of charge,so the jew says that he will go to the barn to sleep......the scouser and the hindu were just about asleep when there was a knock at the door,the jew says i cant sleep in the barn ,there is a pig in it and it just dont feel right .............so the hindu says ill go dont worry ,so off he goes ........the scouser and the jew were almost asleep when there was a nother knock on the door ,the hindu returned saying he couldnt sleep out either because there was a cow in the barn and that didnt feel right either,so after a lot of moaning and winging the scouser goes to the barn.....the jew and the hindu are asleep when there is another knock at the door ,the hindu opens the door and there is the pig and cow