[ericthered40]

A farther siting at home one evening with his three beautiful daughters receives a knock at the front door.
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There stands a young man who says
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My name is Joe,
I come from Glasgow
I’ve come to take Flow, to the show, can she go?
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The father reply’s
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Well young Joe you seem like a nice enough kind of fella shore you can
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Later on the same evening, a further knock at the door, a second young lad,
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My name is Vance
I come from Francs
I’ve come to take Nance, to the dance, any chance?
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Well Young Vance what a nice polite young man of course you can.
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Just after Midnight and yet a further knock at the door
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My name is TUCKER
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Farther!
Go on Pi** off out of it you wan**r: