Software trouble 
  >>Subject: Software alert
 
 Dear Technical Support, 
 
 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from  Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for  years without any trouble.However, there  are apparently conflicts between these two products and theonly solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0  with the sound turned off.To make matters   worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several otherapplications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1,  Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. 
 
 Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I  tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1,  but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several   weeks.Eventually, I tried to run  GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the sametime, only to discover that when these two systems detected each  other they caused 
 severe damage to my hardware. 
 
 I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to  discover that this product soon had to be  upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my  available resources, it does come bundled with Free Sex Plus and Cleanhouse 2004. 
 
 Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that  Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly  to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife  1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced month slater when I had forgotten about  them. 
 
 Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and  E-mail filter, and can,without warning,  launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help  files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. 
 Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating  regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for  new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every sixth week. 
 
 Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Porsche 911  or Mercedes Estate hard drive, it often  crashes
 
 Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned  off. 
 
 Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005,  but there could be problems. A friend of  mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of Money before 
 uninstallingitself. 
 
 Please advise ASAP!