Errr...Rattler needs to take taking two bikes UP to Nelly's in a van and Dibble wants to fetch two bikes BACK from Nottingham in a van. 
  Nottingham is relatively very close to where Nelly is, and Dibble, you don't say where you're picking your bike up from but haven't I seen your bike in Nelly's? Could it be that's where you're headed as well. 
 Two bikes each way sounds a lot more sensible than coming back dahn sarf wiv an empty van then making the trip again...or am I missing summat 
