Thanks Ruth - but it actually is just the real accumulation of junk (?) that has taken place over the years.
Even more sad really is that the entire RH side (under the fuel tanks) is a long line of FOUR full width kitchen base units - each equally full of assorted erm.....equipment.
I could lie and say its all an ingenious trap to snare any would be TWOCers so that two motorbikes, three pedal bikes a 30ft ladder and three wall units would fall and crush them to death but, more likely - it'll happen to me!
Cheers all - Frank