 05-Apr-2005, 00:03 | #7 |
Registered Forum User WSB Hero Posts: 7,600 Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Fens. Mood: Lurkin'..... Quote: Originally posted by mogwai
Wheelie bins are the primary transport of the ****ed,down in these parts,many a happy journey home in one of those,if i'm on my own though,usually ride the beer scooter home..
Beer scooter:Mystical device that transports you from your last hostelry,all the way home,and you will have no memory of that journey.
Beer goggles:Usually placed on eyes a couple of hours before beer scooter turns up,again,these are also a mystical device,will turn any munter into model,when in actual fact,they are a b.o.b.f.o.c.,(body off baywatch,face off crimewatch).
Beermuffs:Placed on ears,when you think that you are talking in hushed tones about someone in the vicinity,you are actually talking VERY LOUDLY. | Heh,heh,heh! Quality!   |