When I lived in Somerset we had a similar problem. Someone moved into an Exmoor village and one of his neighbours was a chicken farmer-funnily enough he kept a cockerel which had a tendency to crow-as they do-around sunrise. Complaints to the council instigated a 'noise abatement' order served to stop the cockerel crowing. That's ok said the farmer I'll just wring it's neck, "oh no, you mustn't kill it, I just want you to stop it crowing"!!!!!!!!!!!!Fecking townies, they have got NO idea.
As I sat here typing this 2 Tornado's just flew bloody low over my house-a fairly regular occurance-what are the chances I can complain and get the airfield shut?????????
John
PS-signed the petition