Actually, Jools is in a lot of trouble with God and will probably have the Spanish Inquisition after him, not to mention the entire wrath of the Catholic church. Forgive him Father he's only a poor stupid boy...you could excommunicate him...but then again he's not a Catholic. the story went like this....
Wavy lines to signify going back a few weeks in time Radio alarm:
"....and at the Vatican, preparations are well under way for the installation of the new Pope..." Mrs Jools:"Installation? Why do they call it an installation? It makes it sound as if he's some kind of washing machine and has all sorts of tubes and wires that need plugging in"
Jools:"Hmmmmm...same as the old Pope then..."
Mrs Jools: "You're going straight to hell...apologise to God right now..."