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Originally posted by JPM
Another one for you..
A man gets up one morning to find his fiancée already in the kitchen cooking.
He looks to see what she's cooking, and to his surprise he sees she has one of his socks frying in the frying pan.
"What are you doing?" he asked "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed, very very drunk.", she replied
Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock" |
That's why I don't get very very drunk
