you want to try Skidlids place - by all accounts its a veritable bike parts store!
  only no-go-areas in our house is bathroom & kitchen. 
 Pref not the bedroom... but occasionally mags wander in (all on their own

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 Otherwise it seems to be a free-for-all between Alan & myself for bike gear storage. When you add in panniers/rucksacks etc I think we should give up a room purely for all bike related stuff
  At least there is just one of you in your house with bike(s) Dickie - how much worse would it be if your wife was into it too............................ 
 C
