I apparently live 31.6 miles from Clitheroe.
WOW, how funny is that?

Or is Clitheroe swahili for monkey butt?
Y'see, that's where us Northerners take life as it is without the purile university humour.
It's Clith as in With
er as in.....er
and oe as in oh
Not Clit her oh!
[Edited on 11-7-2005 by guest1]