| Why dont you amend the plan slightly, she's hard a hard enough time over the last few weeks already.
- Grab a big bunch of flowers, a card and a nice bottle of wine on the way home tonight.
- Present the card and flowers when you get home.
- Once Junior's gone to bed, suggest she settles down with the bottle and relaxes while you nip in the garage for a couple of hours.
- You gracefully,depart to garage and lock self in with 6 (2-3) pack of Carlsberg export - easy there, the evening is young.
- Take 888 apart, sort oil leak, rev counter and clean her up.
Soon as you're finished, good clean up, and get back in to help the missus Relax.
P.S. that's Relax with a capital "R"
Much better all around and should ensure a pass out for Sat' too |