| Friday Joke.
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches
straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job." The social worker behind the
counter says, "Your timing
is excellent sir! We just got a job opening from a
very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his
nymphomaniac, underwear-model
daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but
he'll supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday
trips. You will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom
apartment above the
garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshi**in' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started
it."
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