| Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they
talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, she is eating a sandwich, begins
to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman
shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and
shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with
his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the
bar.
His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there "Hind Lick
Maneuver."
But I ain't never seed nobody do it!" |