| Hairdressing products salesman is on the road and stops off at s****ey city hotel.
Whilst in the bar he gets chatting to a very sexy young lady and he thinks to himself "I'm in here if I play my cards right"
He goes to the receptionist and says he would like a room for the night for himself and his wife
Daylight breaks and he goes to settle the bill and the receptionist present him with a bill for £600
Man:"How the heck can it be 600 quid, I've only been here for one night"
Receptionist: "That may be so sir, but your wife has been here all week" |