THAT is the perfect bike for people with schizophrenia.
For the rest of us it would be:

: "I love it"

: "I hate it"

: "I love it"

: "I hate it"

: "I love it"

: "I hate it"

"Well you take a look at it from this side then and I'll take a look from your side"

: "I love it"

:"I hate it"