| My favourites were the top tips.
Girls. Too old to go on an 18 to 30 holiday? Simply get ****ed, lie in a pit in your garden and **** every bloke who looks at you over the fence.
NO TIME for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off.
Make your girlfriend cry when you're having sex by phoning her up and telling her.
The list goes on. |